David's Dream

David wanted to be a zoo keeper and one day his dream came true. David's boss said
"the only rule is that the animals don't die and if they die you will have to pay a lot of money for it.".
David said "ok".
So David went to clean up the bird cage.But then suddenly he nocked off one of the finches and it died.David felt terrible so he let the lions eat it, and thought that his boss wouldn't notice. Secondly David had to look after the chimps. The chimps were swinging on the string and David snapped the string. David killed one of the chimps.So he let the lion eat the chimp.Then he started to mow the grass and the nocked the tree witch had bees in it.He killed all the bees.After he had killed the bees he mushed them up and then he fed them to the lions.Then a new lion came and David said to the lion
"what did you have for tea yesterday".
The lion said" I had finch,chimp and mushy bees ".
The End

If you don't get it: The lion thought that it was fish,chips and mushy peas but is was finch,chimps and mushy bees.